(“A” and “B” both wear masks. Hopefully one mask is really very elaborate. “A” is a jogger. “B” maybe never goes jogging.)

(“A” is sitting on the Green Lake Aqua Theater steps.)

(“B” joins them, sits 6 feet away.)

(“A” and “B” both look out towards the lake the whole time. They attempt to say the following dialogue at the exact same time.)

A+B: Shut up!!!

A+B: No you shut up.

A+B: What?

(“A” leaves dramatically. “B” sits and stares out at the lake.)

END SCENE